I have GOT to marry well. And soon.
The ramblings - and morning-after apologies - of a cocktail party goer who is perpetually 2 Chards Deep.Connect What did you say?
So when you say you’re ‘culturally Irish’ you mean your Dad drank away your college tuition?
I’ve had wine buzzes that lasted longer than people cared about that Kony campaign.
The real surprise on The Bachelor is that Ben Flacid Flajnik managed to avoid getting a haircut for the whole season.
Look I realize you went to one, but can I just say this? Fuck the Ivy League.
Are any of the items in this bodega fairly priced and are any of you working here legally?
I signed up for a Habitat mission trip last night. I’m going to have a pannie.
This couple just told me they do mission work. I suppose I’ll be doing most of the heavy lifting during this conversation.
Rush Limbaugh sounds like a break we’d take at the Theta house when we couldn’t decide if we wanted to give a girl a bid during rush week.
So, a Kickstarter is basically like a trust fund, but friends and strangers can give you money too? Love it.