March272012

I have GOT to marry well.  And soon.

March172012

So when you say you’re ‘culturally Irish’ you mean your Dad drank away your college tuition?

March162012

I’ve had wine buzzes that lasted longer than people cared about that Kony campaign.

March132012

The real surprise on The Bachelor is that Ben Flacid Flajnik managed to avoid getting a haircut for the whole season.

March122012

Look I realize you went to one, but can I just say this?  Fuck the Ivy League.

March72012

Are any of the items in this bodega fairly priced and are any of you working here legally?

March62012

I signed up for a Habitat mission trip last night. I’m going to have a pannie.        

1AM

This couple just told me they do mission work.  I suppose I’ll be doing most of the heavy lifting during this conversation.

March42012

Rush Limbaugh sounds like a break we’d take at the Theta house when we couldn’t decide if we wanted to give a girl a bid during rush week.

March22012

So, a Kickstarter is basically like a trust fund, but friends and strangers can give you money too? Love it.

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